Have YOU ignored Marvin T. Fendersnatch’s warnings to NOT turn the pages in Do NOT Turn This Page?
If so, you will have noticed this little page, page 41, where Marvin declares that he gives up and he calls you–the illustrious reader–a “flip-happy page turner.”
“But what,” you might ask, “IS a flip-happy page turner? And how would a person know whether or not he or she was one?”
These are very good questions. They are such good questions, in fact, that I conducted a preliminary investigation into the matter.
After a good deal of research, I uncovered a number of characteristics common to persons of the “flip-happy page turner” variety. Said characteristics have been assembled into a short, painless quiz called The Official Flip-Happy Page Turner Quiz.
If you are the curious and adventurous sort, or if you dare to turn pages in a book when a purportedly fictional character warns you NOT to, then this quiz is for you.
Ready? Here’s the quiz:
That was super duper easy, right?
And I for one am glad to have that mystery cleared up–and to have a brand new certificate to hang on my wall:-)